Yes, Maria, stand up and take a bow. This is your third Bikini Wax Chronicles appearance…
So Maria was talking about people and their mastectomy stories.
“I had one client who had a double mastectomy and she decided to have the reconstruction done without nipples so she could go braless. She was maybe sixty-five and one day she was here getting her hair done and asked if I would like to see them.
“Before I could even answer she whipped up her shirt. And there they were, all round and nipple-free.”
“Are you uncomfortable because they don’t have nipples?”
“Would you like to touch them?”
“Ah, no,” I said.
“Is it because they don’t have nipples?”
“No, that’s not it. Please put your shirt down.”
“Seriously, Karen, I could give you stuff for the blog every day….”