Grandma Goes to School

“How was traffic school?”boring

“Terrible but I passed.

“The man who was supposed to teach had an emergency so we had a very soft spoken woman, who said she was no happier to be there than we were. Very hard to hear her even though I sat in the front.”

“It went from 8:30 in the morning to 4:30 in the afternoon. There were only three seats empty. I even studied in the car during the lunch break in my car because I sure didn’t want to have to do this again.They say if you don’t pass, they’ll work extra with you to pass the next time!

“And I want to know why cats are less important than dogs?”

“Apparently if you hit a dog with your car you are required by law to stop. If you hit a cat you are not. Seems totally unfair to me.”

“Really? I didn’t know that.”

“Not sure how many questions you can miss, but I missed three. Some of the questions are really confusing, but I got the alcohol ones right.”

Mama is always happy to star in Bikini Wax Chronicles, but she wanted to correct a mistake in the earlier post about her speeding ticket.

I actually got the ticket driving TO the ballet school, not driving home.”

Which shows you how much nonsense her children got away with growing up.

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