Subject: Bra Religion?

Must say, there’s been uncommon interest in my blathering about bras and pontificating about panties. People are sharing advice–“even though I’m not bold  enough to contribute panty talk on the blog”. So stay tuned gals and guys…. I’ve got lots more material. And in the meantime am sharing one of those viral jokes…Maybe you’ve seen it, but I hadn’t. Thanks to Jeannie for the forward and Sunday smile. Figured this has to go up on Sunday.

A man walked into the ladies department of Macy’s

and shyly walked up to

the woman behind the counter and said,

‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘

‘ What type of bra?’

asked the clerk.

‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’
‘ Look around,’

said the saleslady,

as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color

and material imaginable.

‘Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .’

Relieved, the man asked

about the types.

The saleslady replied:

‘There are the Catholic,

the Salvation Army,

the Presbyterian,

and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?’

Now totally befuddled,

the man asked about

the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded,

‘It is all really quite simple.

The Catholic type
 supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type 
makes mountains out of molehills.’

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