About Donald Trump: “The press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally.” Salena Zito in Atlantic Magazine.
“What I’ve learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it’s pretty fucking racist.
#ElectionNight” Patton Oswalt
Like Lincoln, I would like to believe the ballot is stronger than the bullet. Then again, he said that before he got shot.
― Sarah Vowell, Assassination Vacation
The function of freedom is to free someone else.
― Toni Morrison, Nobel Prize winner in Literature, author of Beloved
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Coming to terms with Donald Trump as the Republican nominee is like being told you have Stage 1 or Stage 2 cancer. You know you’ll probably survive, but one way or the other, there’s going to be a lot of throwing up.
– Christopher Buckley, author of The White House Mess