“Is it definitely plugged in?” says my favorite.
Ariel has helped too many people with too many technical problems to know this is not an idle question.
“Chick Magnet” is also clever and as long as she was at it, she came up with luggage tags, “It’s just full of dirty clothes. I promise.” So you can easily spot your suitcase on the carousel and someone else will not swoop it up by accident.
Zazzle makes it easy to design your own shirts, and also powers the cleverness at the Bikini Wax Chronicles store.