Your Hair Down There…

“Does she, or doesn’t she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.betty-beauty

….remember that advertising line for Clairol?

Even the hairdressers won’t know about this one….unless they’ve got an awfully close relationship.

“Sitting in a hair salon in Rome a few years ago,” wrote Nancy Jarecki, “I couldn’t help noticing that some customers would linger by the door. After a few minutes their colorist could come back with a little paper bag, hand it to them and send them cheerfully on their way.”

She inquired. “It’s for the hair down there…to make it match.”

Light Bulb!

Nancy Jarecki brought the idea back home and started tinkering, talking with gynecologists and other folks. She learned—shocker!—that hardly any women an all “matched” in the hair color department.

Huge unmet need.

And touching up gray. Of course. Who wants gray in her nether regions?

In competition in the vajazzle and bikini wax departments, Jarecki developed Betty Beauty special dyes, “no drip”…for those delicate parts…and so now there’s Blonde Betty, Auburn Betty, Black Betty, and Brown Betty.

(To me, “Brown Betty” is an apple dessert, like an apple crisp. But slathering apple crumble on yourself would not be the same I’m sure.)

But why in the world stop at those boring old colors?

You can also betty-fy yourself in hot pink, lilac, and Malibu blue. Kits, about $12, include stencils and tattoos, and are good for 1-2 applications.

Be prepared to sit still for half an hour…and don’t worry your little head about applying goop that includes Gynostemma Pentaphyllum Extract and Hydrolyzed Glycosaminoglycans to your lady parts.

What will they think of next?

Come back in a few hours and find out.

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